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A Blonde Decides She Wants To Go Ice Fishing

A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and does research on ice fishing. Then she goes to the sports store and buys everything she needs.

Then she finally believes she’s ready, so she goes out on the ice and starts drilling a hole. Suddenly she hears a voice from above.

It says: “There are no fish under the ice.”

So she decides to go farther down on the ice. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again: “There are no fish under the ice.”

So she packs up her things and moves down the ice again. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again, “There are no fish under the ice.”

“Is that you Lord?” she says.

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“No,” says the voice, “I’m the manager of the ice hockey rink.”

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