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A Farmer And His Wife Are Given The Gift. –


A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative.

The Parrot, being a male, sneaks out and scr*ws the next-door neighbour turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.

The next-door neighbour knocks on the door and explain what the Parrot has been doing.

The owners of the parrot reprimand him and tell him if he doesn’t stop it he’s going to shave the parrots head.

That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbour turkeys again.

The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.

The following morning is the Farmer’s daughters wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine.

“Groom’s side to the left and Bride’s side to the right”.

The two bald guys walk in and the parrot says,

“And you two Turkey-scr*wing pals, upon the piano with me!!!”