Life Stories

A Farmer Goes To The Local Market. –

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A farmer goes to the local farmer’s market to try and sell his bull.

A stranger comes up to him to inquire about the animal.

Stranger: Is your bull good at breeding?

Farmer: Of course he’s good. Sh!t, he’s even too good! He tries to mount every single cow, horse, donkeys, sheep, etc. There’s not an animal on that farm he hasn’t tried to fuck yet.

Stranger: Then why are you selling him?

Farmer: Because for the last few days he’s been looking at my wife kind of funny.