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A Giraffe Walks Into A Bar. –

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A giraffe walks into a bar…

He asks the bartender,

“Do you have any giraffe drinks?”

The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a drink with the longest straw you’ve ever seen.

“As$hole!” the offended giraffe exclaims, and he walks out.

The next day, a penguin walks into the bar.

He asks the bartender,

“Do you have any penguin drinks?”

The bartender thinks for a second and comes back with a frozen drink filled with ice cubes served in a glass made of ice.

“As$hole!” exclaims the offended penguin, and he walks out the door.

The next day, a lion walks into the bar.

He asks the bartender,

“Do you have any lion drinks?”

The bartender shoots him a look.

“I’m not falling for this again!” he says.

“Just order a normal drink or get the hell out!”

“Pfft!” the lion says as he gets up to leave.

“The giraffe and penguin warned me you were an a$shole!”

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