A Husband, Thinking He Was Being Funny. –
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your b**t!”
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘ What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom,
‘ why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker…
‘it’s not talcum powder……it’s ‘Miracle Grow’