A Male mosquito to its wife: Darling I will hunt a Lion for you.

Female mosquito: Ok fine, now go to sleep.

Male mosquito: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you.

Female mosquito: Sure love, go to sleep.

Male mosquito: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes.

Female mosquito: Hmmmmmm… ok, go to sleep…

Male mosquito: You don’t trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain….

Female mosquito: You idiot go to sleep…

Male mosquito: Honey I’ll do anything for you.

Female mosquito: You silly son of a b!tch… how many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician.