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A Man Asked His Wife If She Can Make Him Something To Eat. –


A man asked his wife if she could make him something to eat.

And she replied

“Do I look like a f*cking cook to you?”.

A little later he asked if she had washed his favourite shirt.

She replied, “Do I look like a f*cking maid to you?”

Sometime later the wife left and came home after a few hours.

She was surprised to see a beautiful dinner waiting for her and all the dirty clothes were washed and folded.

She called to her husband.

“Honey, did you do all this for me?”

Husband:

“No. The lady next door heard us earlier and after you left, offered to help me do all those things I asked you to do in exchange for either fixing her car or f*cking her brains out.”

Wife: “So did you fix her car?”

Husband: “Do I look like a f*cking mechanic to you?”