A married man died before he could have s** with his wife.
The wife decided not to remarry or have s**ual relations with another man, instead, she cut off her late husband’s pen*!$ and mounted it to the wall.
Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.
One day the neighbour Mr Samuel found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the
dead man’s pe**** and put his own pe**** and waited for the lady.
Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a knife and said
