A Son Asked Him A Question. –

A Native American’s youngest son asked him a question

“Father, how did you get the inspiration for naming your children?”

The father smiled at him and replied,

“Well, the moment that each of my children was born, I went outside the tent, and the first thing I saw I named my child after.

Like your brother, when he was born I rushed outside and saw an eagle soaring in the sky, so I named him Soaring Eagle.”

“Oh, what about my sister?”

“Same method, the moment she was born, I went outside and saw a deer running across the plain. So her name was Running Deer.”

The father paused a moment before looking quizzically at his youngest,

“Why do you ask such questions, Two Dogs F*cking?”