When was the last time you ran into someone you haven’t seen in a while. It can be a very nice experience and typically, you might catch up and talk about old times. Then again, there are also going to be times when you might run into someone and they don’t remember who you are. When that happens, it is a very awkward situation and sometimes, it goes from bad to worse very quickly. That is what happened to the woman in this joke but she was never expecting things to turn a very bad corner.
I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my High School.
“Yes. yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered , “In 1971. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”