An old man and his young wife
In a luxury hotel, the staff looks at each other with skepticism when a 94-year-old man and his 19-year-old new wife check into the wedding suite. They, however, disappear for the rest of the day.
The next morning, the old man walks into the breakfast room, he is in a fantastic mood and whistling a cheerful melody. He sits down at the hotel’s restaurant and orders breakfast with a radiant smile on his face.
A little while later, his young wife comes down staggering, trying to make her way through the hotel. She has big bags under her eyes, and her hair looks like she just got off a tornado. The newlywed looks so shaken that the waitress rushes over to help her walk.
“Oh, my God! What happened to you honey?! Aren’t you the bride of that old man at the table? You look terrible!
The young wife sighs.
“Yeah, that bastard tricked me. When he told me he had saved up for 50 years. I thought he was talking about money!”