Bubba and his family from South Carolina had recently moved in next door to Little Johnny.
Bubba was flying his toy aeroplane when it went over the fence into Little Johnny’s backyard.
Bubba went into the backyard to retrieve his plane.
“What do you think you’re doing?”, said Little Johnny.
“I’m getting my airplane,” replied Bubba with a thick Southern drawl.
“It’s in my backyard, so it’s my plane now.”
“Well, we’re going to have to settle this country style,” replied Bubba.
“You’re not in the country anymore, so we’re going to settle this city style.
“Well, we both stand in front of each other and kick each other as hard as we can in the balls. The one left standing, gets to keep the airplane. Being that the plane is in my yard, I get to go first.”
“Well, alright,” said Bubba.
Little Johnny rears back and kicks Bubba right square in the balls.
Bubba falls to the ground screaming in pain and crying profusely.
After about 20 minutes, Bubba stands up and announces that it’s his turn.