Category: Life Stories

Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Maths class badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled

A young lady in the maternity ward is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth of her child.

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg

Once upon a time, there was a snake named Nate who lived in the desert guarding a lever which, if pulled, would split the earth in two.

Three ants take shelter from the rain in somebodies bathroom. The first ant says, “ I’m going to sleep in the sink” The second ant says, “

A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man.

Little Johnny is at recess playing on the playground when he sees his dad drive into the woods next to the school. Curious as to what his

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen

A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus. I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers