Grandpa and Little Johnny Are Sitting On A Bench. –
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
“Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?”
Grandpa looks at him and says
“No Johnny, I will not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny.
“Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”