The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten,

“I have some good news and some bad news.”

Bill replies:

“I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good news first.”

The lawyer says:

“Your wife Chloe invested $20,000 in five pictures which are worth a minimum of $2 million.”

Bill replies enthusiastically:

“Well done, that’s very good news indeed! You’ve made my day. Now, what’s the bad news?”

His lawyer answers:

“The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”