Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain
One of the ladies reaches into her purse and pulls out a condo.m.
“Helen! What in the world is that for?!” says the other lady.
“Well, just watch this” Helen says before she cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette. “This way they don’t get soggy!”
The second old lady is pretty impressed and walks right down to the corner store and into the con.dom aisle.
The teenaged clerk asks “Can I help you with something?”
“Well yes, I’m looking for a pack of condo.ms”
“Well they come in a lot of sizes”, says the clerk. “What size do you want”
“Oh, just big enough to fit a camel.”