A Gentleman And A Lady Struck Up A Conversation. – September 15, 2021 clickynews Life Stories 0 At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day: The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river and the gentleman asked the lady. “Do you want to go up or down?” All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat. When they finished, the man couldn’t believe what had just happened. He had just experienced the best s*x that he’d had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady. “Up or down?” There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked. “Up or down?” The woman replied. “Down.” A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady. “Up or down?” She replied. “Up.” This really confused the gentleman so he asked. “What’s the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!” She replied. “Well, yesterday I wasn’t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were. ‘f**k or drown.’” Share You may also like... Mom Shares Photo of Her Breastfeeding Daughter at the Thanksgiving Table, Encouraging Other Breastfeeding Moms to Not Be Discouraged Never leave a true relationship for a few fault An Elderly Man Had Dinner At A Restaurant Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.