A Middle-Aged Woman Seemed Sheepish. – September 14, 2021 clickynews Life Stories 0 A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange,” the woman said. “Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied. “Well,” she said, “yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies.” “I see,” commented the doctor calmly. “That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5 more in the bowl,” the woman continued. “That night,” she went on, “I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 50!. This morning, there were 100 coins!” “You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!” she implored. “I’m scared out of my wits!” The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. “There, there, it’s nothing to be scared about,” he said. (Ready for this?) (I’m warning you……) ~~~~~~~~~~ (Still not too late……delete now!) ~~~~~~~~~~ “You’re simply going through the change” … Share You may also like... Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari Gardener, 69, who drowned his neighbour’s pet cat because it kept digging up carrots and leeks from his vegetable plot is facing jail Rachel Folden ready to lead Cubs hitting lab as first female coach Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.