A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee…
On the first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone, “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You idiot; You dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” the trainee replied.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back, “And you know who you’re talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down…
Salesman From LA Tries To Trick Texas Lady
A little old lady from Texas answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” the young man said, “if I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to introduce you to the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” said the old lady, “I have no money for such things!” and she proceeded to close the door.
The young man quickly squeezed his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “At least wait until you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma’am, I will personally eat the rest, cross my heart.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Wait here while I go get a spoon. Hope you have got a darn good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning.”