A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,’” replied the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.
On the oral exam, he asked the student’s toughest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags.
One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’