An Old Pub Used To Keep A Bowl Of Snuff. –
September 14, 2021
| Life Stories
An old English pub used to keep a bowl of snuff on the bar so that all the old boys could clear their noses.
One day the publican ran out of snuff so not wanting to upset the locals,
He rolled up some dried dog shit and put it in the bowl.
The old man came in, took a pinch of snuff, sniffed and thought
“funny, I can smell dog sh!t”.
He checked his shoes, looked around but couldn’t see any he had trodden in.
Next to the old guy came in and the 1st man said
“Hi Harry, can you smell dog shit ?”
“No” replied Harry, taking a pinch of snuff.
“Bloody hel_l,” he said,
“this snuff must be good, I can smell it now!”