Little Johnny was late for class

As he walked into the classroom the teacher said

“why are you late again Johnny”.

Well, on the way to class my dad said

“can you put the cart on the horse”.

“The cart was at the top of the hill and the horse was at the bottom so I tried to move the cart down the hill but lost control and one of the arms of the cart went straight up the horse’s arse”.

The teacher was shocked at Jonny’s language and quickly corrected him.

“Rect*m Johnny… rect*m”.

“Wrecked him? It dam near f*ckin killed him.