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Man Gets Fired from Job at Walmart

After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two children and yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. You have nice children there. Are they twins? ”

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Damn no, they’re not twins. The older 9 and the other 7. Why the hell do you think they’re twins? are you blind or stupid?”

So I said, “I’m not blind or stupid Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone s-l.e.p.t with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.