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The Little Boy and the Gravestones

A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives’ gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie’s gravestone.

The initials under Annie’s name say R.I.P. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.P. stand for?”

His mother replies, “It stands for ‘Rest in Peace.’ That means we wish for Grandma Annie’s spirit to find peace in the afterlife.”

Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman’s uncle Joe. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.H. stand for?”,

pointing to the initials printed under Uncle Joe’s name.

“We really didn’t like Uncle Joe.” Said his mother.

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Little Johnny and the Science Question

Little Johnny and the Science Question

A science teacher asked her students “Children if you could own one material, what would it be?

One girl said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.”

One boy said, “I would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.”

The teacher said, “Little Johnny, What would you want?”

Johnny said, “I would want silicone.” “Why would you want silicone?” Asked the teacher

“Well my mom got some, he replied, “and there’s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.”