Martha and Elsie had lived in the same Senior retirement home for 15 years.

One morning they met at the elevator on the way to breakfast.

Elsie: Martha you are not going to believe what I am going to tell you.

Martha: What? did somebody die?

Elsie: No, I was out walking my dog at 5 o’clock this morning and I bumped into that new fellow coming out of Marie Smiths room, carrying his shoes.

Martha: Oh, my heavens. What did you do?

Elsie: ( Leaning over and whispering into Marthas’ ear) I gave him my room number.