Once God was sitting in Heaven and one day a scientist came to him, “God, we don’t need you anymore.
Science had finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in beginning.”
God replied, “Oh, is that so? Tell me more..”
Scientist replied, “Well. We can take dirt and form it into likeness of you and breathe life into it. Thus creating a man.”
God replied, “That’s very interesting.. Show me..”
So, both God and scientist went down to earth. Scientist bend down on land and started to mold soil into shape of man.
“No.. No..”, interrupted God and said, “Get your own dirt.”