A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.

“Joe,” he asked,

“Which company has the slogan, ‘Come fly the friendly skies?”

Joe answered the correct airline.

“Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan,

“Don’t leave home without it?”

Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

“Now Johnny, Tell me which company bears the slogan, ‘Just do it?”

And Johnny answered,

“Mom.”

 

Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.

Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer.

Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying:

Little Johnny. “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”

So, Billy goes up to the Priest and asks.

“Father, may I smoke while I pray?”

The Priest replies.

“No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”

Billy goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Little Johnny says.

“I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”

And so Little Johnny goes up to the Priest and asks.

“Father, may I pray while I smoke?”

To which the Priest eagerly replies.

“By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”

Moral of the story:

The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it…