A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said,

“Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo.”

The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman.

The policeman said,

“Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!”

The boy answered,

“I did! Today I’m taking him to the cinema.”

 

A Husband Asks His Wife.

A husband asks his wife,

“Will you marry after I die?”

The wife responds,

“No, I will live with my sister.”

The wife asks him back,

“Will you marry after I die?”

The husband responds,

“No, I will also live with your sister.”