A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week.
However, there was a problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show,
“Look, it’s not the same hat.”
“Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.”
“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was, after all, the captain’s parrot.
One day, the ship had an accident and sank.
The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day, then another, and another.
Finally, after a week, the parrot said,
“Okay, I give up. Where the heck is the boat?”
A Bird Fell Out Of The Nest.
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world.
Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks:
“Hello, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
Hello. I’m the Wolf-dog”
“A wolf-dog? That’s weird! How can you be a wolf-dog? You can either be a wolf or a dog!”
“You know, my mother is a dog, my father is a wolf, and here I am. A wolf-dog”
“Oooh, that’s great! I learned something today! Thank you!” and flies away
After a while, the little bird reaches the river and sees a fish going upstream.
“Hello fish, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
“Oh, if you knew… I’m the Salmon Trout”
“A salmon trout? That’s impossible! There’s no such fish! You can either be a salmon or a trout!”
“You know, my mother is a trout, my father is a salmon, and here I am. The Salmon Trout”
“Oooh, that’s wonderful! I learned something today! Thank you!” and flies away After a little while, the little bird meets a tiny insect buzzing in front of its beak and asks:
“Hello tiny insect, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
