Little Johnny’s teacher asks,

“What is the chemical formula for water?”

Little Johnny replies,

“HIJKLMNO”!

The teacher, puzzled, asks,

“What on Earth are you talking about?”

Little Johnny replies,

“Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

 

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.

 

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,

“Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”

Little Johnny replied,

“My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”

The man asked,

“Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”

Little Johnny answered,

“No, he minded his own business!”