One evening, a man was very impressed with the meat his wife had prepared.
Husband:
“What did you marinate this in?”
His wife immediately began giving him a heartfelt speech about how much she loved him and how she couldn’t imagine life without him.
The man looked puzzled.
After a moment, she stopped and asked,
Wife:
“What did you ask me?”
Husband:
“I asked what you marinated the meat in.”
She laughed.
Wife:
“Oh! I thought you asked if I’d marry you again!”
As she walked away, the husband called after her.
Husband:
“Well, would you marry me again?”
Without missing a beat, she replied,
Wife:
“Vinegar and barbecue sauce.”